The Republic of Caramel Heaven is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 6.131 billion Caramel Heavenians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Caramel Heavenian economy, worth 623 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,694 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

The same 6131 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Leader's every word on Twitcher, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and biker gangs and fashionistas are converting to Violetism en masse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Caramel Heaven's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Caramel Heaven is ranked 61,119^th in the world and 307^th in Stereo Hearts for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 123.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.